Hey Everyone, guess what I'm doing this week?
That's right. I'm dog sitting. Again.
Why is it that everyone, EVERYONE, around me is jetting off to fabulous destinations? Mexico, Spain, Vancouver. And if they think of me at all, is it to invite me along? Because they can't live without my sparkly, charming wit and...um...charm?
Which is true.
Oh look, I'm turning this into another gaming rant. So sorry.
Cute dog. Right. Sooooo cute. Like yesterday, when I was on the phone in the den and she came and threw up right in the doorway. It wasn't even normal vomit. There was no pre-puke noises to alert me. She just opened her mouth and this really thick, slow flowing gunk oozed out for like a minute. Then she closed her mouth and looked at me like she's saying Will you clean this up already? It's disgusting.
Now any weird wet noise that comes from her makes my heart race. Will there be more gooey fluids emitted from her mouth? And she's a dog. She's constantly making weird, wet noises.
I may walk away from this with a nervous condition.